The other day, Sissy and my hubby were “rastling” and playing. She grabbed one of those plastic bowling pin toys and began trying to hit her daddy as hard as she could. He, being a wise man, vigorously sought to block those horrible hits – while laughing his head off. She became very frustrated at his self-defense, and began these Norman Bates type rhythmic strikes towards his head and face, sweetly pleading, “Lay still, Daddy! Lay still, Daddy!” He, being a man who dislikes pain, especially in the facial area, continued to fend off this assault – while laughing his head off. Sissy would not relent and continued to raise her arm and bring it down solidly as she chanted and beseeched, “Lay still, Daddy! Lay still, Daddy!” My hubby, also unwilling to relent, continued to shield his handsome countenance – while laughing his head off. Finally, Sissy abruptly stopped, looked her daddy right in the eye and firmly said, “Obey, Daddy!”
His head fell off. I am not sure if it was because he was laughing so hard, or because he had pity on this poor lil’ girl and let her wallop the heck out if him!